Dickosaurus rex

A person who is the king of all jerks; a complete moron; one who consistently says or does the wrong thing at the wrong time.

'Did you see him knock the cup out of that homeless guy's hand? That guy is a real Dickosaurus rex!'

by enols March 14, 2010

Dickmatized

Hypnotizing a chick into submission by laying down that good dick.

Yo. I dickmatized Dawn last night. Now she wants it all the time.

by Tarendactyl May 31, 2016

Dickmas

The 69th day of the year = MARCH 10th
(Unless event of leap year). Celebrated by: dildo appreciation, buying presents for the trouser snake & devoting an entire day to wrestling your weasle . Don't neglect to tickle your balls while you're at it... duh.

I got John a pocket pussy for Dickmas!

🎵🍆.I wish you a Merry Dickmas.🍆🎵

by Butt Sluts February 1, 2018

Dickmatized

When you are blind to the B.S. a man does because his penis/sex is good to you.

My homegirl is so dickmatized.

by A...WE August 20, 2008

dickmatize

A situation where a woman will put up with a huge prick in order to ride (his huge prick).

She has been the same since he dickmatized her. Now all she does is chase the dick

by thegreatkhanhster December 28, 2010

Dickmatized

When a girl can not concentrate on anything else because she is distracted with the DICK of her latest piece of ass. Her work is jeopardized, she's a sell out to her girlfriends, she picks up his shit including his kids or whatever. She will do whatever it takes for the DICK. Even if the dick isn't all that great, she doesn't know the difference because she is dickmatized.

Man. I haven't seen Christina in forever; she is totally dickmatized by that loser!

by Amie Lou May 2, 2006

Dicksmacker

1. A tool, douchebag, or all around loser who is lacking friends and/or social skills.

2. One who charges rent in Monopoly.

3. A male who literally smacks either his dick, or another's dick, in frequent excess. Can also apply to a female.

Guy with the properties: Hey, you owe me X Dollars.
Me: fine, take it, ya dicksmacker.

or

"Hey look! Isn't that the guy that got punched in the face yesterday?"

"Yeah, he is a level 1 dicksmacker."

by Skye Guy May 31, 2009