Dichard

When you're unsure whether you want to identify by Richard or Dick so you decide to meet in the middle and go with Dichard

"So is the the bossman's name Richard or Dick because he's always going between the two for his email and social media accounts"
"Oh he's recently decided to go with Dichard to avoid confusion"
"That's cool, Dichard definitely has a nice ring to it"

by Loschwasser August 20, 2018

dickchudd

It’s a retarded type of word meaning, for instance. Dickhead

“You’re a side stumbled dickchudd”

by Lay and The Beanstalk July 11, 2021

dickard

richard and dick combined. Dick is a nickname for richard so a genius from burrillville, ri made up the name dickard.

Girl: Have you seen Rich today?

Guy:You mean Dickard? Yeah he's working at IGA.

by BigBUD926 October 11, 2008

dicktarded

the unequivocal response to a statement or action that is severely lacking in any trace of logic, reason, or any sort of intellect. used best in conjunction with awkward pauses when someone you don't like makes an obviously wrong statement and you feel like embarrassing them in front of their peers.

Sean: Do you guys think you can go to war and kill someone?

Danny: I think i could, because i wrestled and paintball.

(silence)

Dylan: That was so dicktarded it disproved natural selection.

by TheButtePirate March 25, 2009

Dickhands

The state of male hands at the period of time between pissing and washing their hands. Exists for as long as one goes without washing his hands, however requires a witness in said case.

"Company policy states that you must greet each intern with a smile and handshake."

"To hell with that, I followed Lemmings out of the restroom, the consistency of his Dickhands has lasted a few days now!"

by Kombat Mann January 2, 2012

Dickchair

A term used to describe a man who is used by a woman exclusively as a sex chair. The man is used as a fuckbuddy, but treated worse. Like an inanimate object. Like a chair.

Pete: "mate so she just rode you and left without saying anything?"

Alan: "yeah"

Pete: "ha. Dickchair."

by Deardaniel August 28, 2013

dickorchard

A large congregation of people who are complete dicks. By dint of being dicks they inherently create dicks of the people around them, therefore they "bear (dick) fruit.

I went to a bar the other day; it was a complete dickorchard

by Knowlicca November 1, 2015