dendrophelia

The thought or act of having sexual relations with plants. E.g. Tree. Using holes in trees for a vaginal cavity or using small stumps or low limbs for an erect penis.

He is a text book example of a dendrophiliac. She was into dendrophelia.

by brs1986 February 2, 2007

Dendrophobia

Dendrophobia is the "fear of trees"

Dendro= trees.

My younger brother has dendrophobia, he is terrified of trees.

by Alsharaf October 15, 2006

dendrapyronecrobestifeliac

A sick sick person who has intercourse with dead burning plant covered animals.

"Dude, that dendrapyronecrobestifeliac is dicking that dead burning kelp covered otter. Sick!"

by Shrooms February 23, 2004

Dedro

A dedro is a special person that’s in ur life<3 he’ll always help u with ur problems and always be there for you he’s handsome, caring,funny,sweet n such a good friend. So if u have a Dedro in ur life keep him!! Don’t ever let him go.

Girl 1 (hey is that dedro?)

Girl 2 (yes why)

Girl 1 (he’s so nice n caring)

by NHL. Love April 30, 2021

Bill Denbrough

The hottest mother fucker on the planet played by Jaeden Martell in the 2017 movie adaptaion of It. He is so amazing in like every way

fucking marry me Bill Denbrough

by anonymous June 20, 2021

dendrophilia

Sexual arousal derrived from trees.

Dendrophilia by Promiscuous Corndog © 2002

Written by Bobbert Mackenzie & Jay Best



Today, I humped a tree

I had to pee

No place to go but behind a tree

I saw

A hollow knothole

So I said to myself

I’ll give it a go



I humped a tree

I humped a tree

I humped a tree

Ohhhhhhhhhhh



The cops got me

They had to stop me

They threw me in jail

That’s where you come in

I need you to pay my bail



I humped a tree

I humped a tree

They threw me in jail



I humped a tree

I humped a tree

They threw me in jail



….beeb

by Killing Kittens October 7, 2004

dendronecrobeastiality

Having sexual intercourse with a dead animal in a tree.

Yo man I love dendronecrobeastiality! Its the shit.

by Jamie the master May 22, 2007