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demeciate

Demeciate: When your 6-7 beers deep, and your hitting on a hot babe, and your planes crashing because everything you use, kush, pills, midnight ecstasy aint workin, you are in a state of demeciation. Or in a sense, you are in the realm of Demeciation Nation. Its also whatever the hell you want it to be.

origin: Originally demeciated by a local shedder at watershed who was way too demeciated to pronounce proper English.
Raef: Im so fucking demeciated bro.
Ricky: you need to reach max demeciation, lets go demeciate some babes.
Raef: *pukes and rallies* hey girl are you demeciated?
Girl: are you retarded or just demeciated?
Raef and Ricky: Fuck yeah, you just demeciated us!
Ricky: Hey keep demeciating. just like Raef demeciated some girls ass hole last night.
Girl: ew Raef, you eat ass?
Raef: only when im demeciated.
by The Beaver commander August 6, 2018
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defecantor

–noun (verb: defecant)

1. One who conducts the liturgical portion of a service and sings or chants the prayers and parts of prayers designed to be performed as solos while voiding excrement from the bowels through the anus; One who has a bowel movement and sings during the process.

2. One who combines song, esp. classical or religious chants, with taking a dump.
1. The defecantor firmly released the mudpiles from his anus as he melodically recited the "Loquetur Dominus, Introit for Week XXXIV of Ordinary Time."

2. "Rabbi Shlomo Fine, a well respected Hazzan, loves to recite 'Akdamut' as he sprays the porcelain toilet bowls of his synagogue with party favors. He's a true defecantor!"

3. "Dude, my roommate's such a fucking defecantor! Every time he takes a shit, I can hear him singing Psalm 119!!! As soon as he starts I know the bathroom will be tied up for at least an hour. Fucking asshole."
by Hairy Bungaloo April 8, 2009
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defecating

It was so Scary he was defecating him self.
by Yo D@ddy June 11, 2006
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defecatorium

A large room usually in a public place that houses a large number of toilets. It's a contraction of "defecate" and "auditorium".
There were so many crappers in the room, it felt like a "defecatorium"
by Caasi Notwen October 17, 2011
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post-defecation euphoria

The unbridled joy experienced by a domestic house cat following a bowel movement. Often leads to abnormal playfulness and spurts of energy. Humans can experience this phenomenon, but the human response is more internalized.
The cat woke me up last night darting back and forth down the hallway. I'm guessing it was post-defecation euphoria. Can't blame the guy.
by doublepepperoni August 17, 2012
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under-demeciated

A mispronunciation of "under-appreciated" from the movie Bedtime Stories.

Also, an amalgam of under-appreciated, demeaned, and emaciated, meaning to under-appreciate one who is emaciated and to demean them for being so.
"I felt so under-demeciated when they laughed at me for feeling bloated after eating three french fries and a banana Now-And-Later at the food court."
by daddybfree April 14, 2010
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defecation hit the oscillation

A more polite way of saying the "shit hits the fan"
When I went in to see 'The Thing', and that guy's head sprouted legs, I knew the defecation hit the oscillation.
by hurricane47 June 12, 2010
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