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A large room usually in a public place that houses a large number of toilets. It's a contraction of "defecate" and "auditorium".
There were so many crappers in the room, it felt like a "defecatorium"
by Caasi Notwen October 17, 2011

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A masturbater with a large dick.
Sally knew Joe as a bit of a long hauler.
by Caasi Notwen September 25, 2020

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Having one's anus licked in a heterosexual act.
Stephanie gave Joe a carwash last night.
by Caasi Notwen December 29, 2003

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ejaculate inside a vagina.
I just kept thrusting until I finally flooded the cave.
by Caasi Notwen December 29, 2003

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You're trying to hold in a crap while rushing to get to a toilet. The knurled protuberance of a turd pokes out of your anus. You are able to retract it back in. It repeats over-and-over again until you are finally able to fully relieve yourself at a toilet. This repetition is a Puppet Show.
I need to pull over and find a restroom because I've got a real Puppet Show going on right now.
by Caasi Notwen November 13, 2019

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