Deeter

An effect in investment trading where the best intentions always result in disaster. If a sum is placed in stocks, the market will immediately collapse. You then Deeter and transfer your stocks to bonds as a stop loss. The stock market then rallies to all time highs and the bond market languishes causing you to Deeter again and transfer your bonds to stocks at a great loss in hopes of catching the market rally.

I put my money in stocks and the market dropped so I did a Deeter and put it in bonds and then the stock market rallied and I did another Deeter and put it back in stocks. I lost my ass! Damn my Deeter ways!

by wheaty January 2, 2009

deetering

The act (or lack thereof) of being lazy.

The newspaper almost didn't make it to press because the staff was so intent on deetering instead of working.

by Malcom XXX May 13, 2005

deltaeclipse

Always dies to lava buckets because defoney is bad

your such a deltaeclipse lmao

by NotZomed August 29, 2019

deetdedeet

Someone who’s acting particularly dumb or stupid.

Brian’s such a deetdedeet!

by chrisjamalevans January 15, 2021

Deetdeet

Run or walk;

Used to preclude your dog from overhearing and getting overly excited.

“Hey, are you going to take Desi for a deetdeet later?”

by Limboroom August 21, 2021

Deeter

when someone's being an idiot.

Layton: throws molotov at the escape route blocking it entirely

Me: God damnit, you're such a deeter!

by Bonkerino August 13, 2019

deet deeter

A redneck's definition for a car alarm remote control.

Friend #1: Damn, I lost my car.
Friend #2: That's all right, just use your deet deeter.

by G wood February 13, 2008