When, unbeknownst to you, the regular coffee pot at work actually contains decaf coffee causing mid-morning head nods, yawns, headaches, and sluggishness.
I would have finished that assignment this morning, but I couldn't because it turns out that I was decaf poisoned. I fell asleep at my desk!
by coffeegirl678 August 25, 2011
Get the Decaf poisoned mug.v. The act of intentionally denying you caffeine in your drink when you are rude to the barista at Starbucks.
by Stella Lafayette December 4, 2004
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by TheCowboyofKhaos February 14, 2004
Get the Decafalon mug.1. What you say when you can't remember the word "deciduous".
2. What you say when something is more than "bodacious" (i.e., deca >> boda).
3. What you blurt out sometimes when you have ADHD.
2. What you say when something is more than "bodacious" (i.e., deca >> boda).
3. What you blurt out sometimes when you have ADHD.
"The path of sound credence is through the thick, decadacious forest of skepticism."
"Ted, you and I have witnessed many things, but nothing as decadacious as what just happened."
"These trees are decadacious."
"Ted, you and I have witnessed many things, but nothing as decadacious as what just happened."
"These trees are decadacious."
by kgb24 April 22, 2014
Get the decadacious mug.An order so lame that when placed at a cafe or restaurant it leaves the server reliving memories of their lost virginity. An order of a decaf espresso is a drink so pointless that it is synonymous only with a hand job over the pants... those pants most likely being jeans.
"Dude, you ever had a decaf espresso?"
"Yeah once when I was like 13 but I wouldn't recommend it. My pants frayed and I totally chaffed."
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"The movie theater was packed so all she could give me was a decaf espresso."
"Yeah once when I was like 13 but I wouldn't recommend it. My pants frayed and I totally chaffed."
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"The movie theater was packed so all she could give me was a decaf espresso."
by rudy noodles August 31, 2011
Get the decaf espresso mug.As a side note, this term was originally coined by yours truly while listening to "Porcelain", by Moby.
The scope of Decaf is broad, yet it references a very specific way of life; it hovers like a shadow of true authenticity in a commercialized world. The term Decaf aims for the depth of ancestral philosophies seeking Enlightenment and Virtue through a deeper understanding of the Self, yet it has the immediacy and availability of consumer goods/services in the modern Free Market. The Decaf way of life emphasizes some New Age values –spirituality, simplicity, holism, transcendence-, borrowed from ancient religions and cults, and satisfies the innate sense of peace and balance through readily purchasable products and services. The original values that they appeal to become exclusively one-dimensional, and the individual is endowed with an alternative, unorthodox identity grounded in Conformity and the lack of internal struggle. To be Decaf is to look for a false sense of self-fulfillment through ownership, trying to adapt the quest for Wisdom to daily life, rather than to adapt daily life to the quest of Wisdom.
The scope of Decaf is broad, yet it references a very specific way of life; it hovers like a shadow of true authenticity in a commercialized world. The term Decaf aims for the depth of ancestral philosophies seeking Enlightenment and Virtue through a deeper understanding of the Self, yet it has the immediacy and availability of consumer goods/services in the modern Free Market. The Decaf way of life emphasizes some New Age values –spirituality, simplicity, holism, transcendence-, borrowed from ancient religions and cults, and satisfies the innate sense of peace and balance through readily purchasable products and services. The original values that they appeal to become exclusively one-dimensional, and the individual is endowed with an alternative, unorthodox identity grounded in Conformity and the lack of internal struggle. To be Decaf is to look for a false sense of self-fulfillment through ownership, trying to adapt the quest for Wisdom to daily life, rather than to adapt daily life to the quest of Wisdom.
The most Decaf thing you can imagine? Well, probably an executive with a ponytail, dressed in white linen, driving his Porsche 944 and listening to Pogo, heading for a meeting with Steve Jobs in a Zen Garden on top of a Mies Van Der Rohe skyscraper. Yikes!
by M. Llorente December 11, 2009
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