Demosthenes

a person with the largest most massive cock ever concieved

have you seen demosthenes 's dick? its actually massive bro

by mfiejawn April 6, 2019

demostanis

A fictive person.

are you demostanis??
no

by demostanis March 6, 2021

Demoscout

A term used to describe players who use the demoman's shield and eyelander in the online game Team Fortress 2. It has spawned from what many consider to be the cheapest advantage to date.

For every kill the demoscout achieves with the eyelander he will gain extra health and speed. As this improves his survivability, most demoscouts see this benefit grow exponentially. Eventually the demoscout will be able to keep up with the game's quickest class - the scout (hence the birth of such a title and the distain it brings along with it).

Many are confused as to which Valve employee thought this up (and what he was on). The name 'demoman' implies the use of some sort of demolitions as a primary form of combat. However with the addition of two key melee based items this, many would argue, has rendered the title pointless.

Scout: Eat my dus- *Head removed by a demoscout*

Demoscout: *Taunts over the dead corpse in order to induce a nerd rage*

by Forgetful April 1, 2010

daemon

Variant of daimon.
Daimon: "An attendant spirit"

"Computer Science: A program or process that sits idly in the background until it is invoked to perform its task."

I have several daemon processes running in the background that attend to my various needs.

by mackkie February 1, 2004

exorcising the brown daemons

A phrase used to elaborately describe taking a crap.

"Sorry I'm late, I was just exorcising the brown daemons from my arse!"

by Feltch McFlop March 27, 2009

murray the talking daemonic skull

the dismembered skull of one of the fearsome skeletal pirates from lechucks army of the undead. refuses to accept that he cannot move without the aid of trouble and believes he is very scary when he is infact quite humourous.

murray: i am so evil that after my evil deeds are done i will proudly stride through the deepes gates of hell!

guybrush: stride?

murray: well uh... roll throught the deepest gates of hell!!!. honestly, do you have to take the fun out of everything???

by guybrush threetwood October 28, 2003

pan daemon aeon

What's happening right now. The end times are nearing.

The pan daemon aeon is beset on all sides.

by ReV. HaLLuCiNathaN October 16, 2007