Person 1: I caNAT BELIEVE DOANALD DRUMPF IS PRESIDENT
Person 2: DONGO GUUUUUMPF
Person 1:DOPEY GLOMPF
The pair then devour themselves, uttering a noise beyond comprehension and create a black hole.
Person 2: DONGO GUUUUUMPF
Person 1:DOPEY GLOMPF
The pair then devour themselves, uttering a noise beyond comprehension and create a black hole.
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A DRUMPFuck is most easily recognized by the repetition of talking points severely lacking in factual integrity, unquestioning adherence to vague and empty slogans disguised as policy, and a skin pigmentation of whitish hue.
DRUMPFucks are proudly anti-intellectual beings fueled by an elaborate concoction of anger and bitter disenfranchisement, citing a need to “take back their country” (whatever this means). They enjoy condoning violence, labeling all detractors as "cucks," and willingly succumbing to mob mentality.
A DRUMPFuck is most easily recognized by the repetition of talking points severely lacking in factual integrity, unquestioning adherence to vague and empty slogans disguised as policy, and a skin pigmentation of whitish hue.
DRUMPFucks are proudly anti-intellectual beings fueled by an elaborate concoction of anger and bitter disenfranchisement, citing a need to “take back their country” (whatever this means). They enjoy condoning violence, labeling all detractors as "cucks," and willingly succumbing to mob mentality.
If you want to experience some truly fine DRUMPFuck specimens, might I suggest you attend a rally or visit their sub reddit?
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