digitfuck

to perform sexual stimulation on a female using one's fingers, or "digits"

I digitfucked that bitch so hard I got a cramp in my wrist!

by Max March 14, 2004

dirtfloor

A ridiculously filthy floor on which one's feet can easily become stuck.

Billy: "Dude, I was walking through the kitchen earlier, and I almost fell, because my feet got stuck to the dirtfloor."
Frank: "Really? You're pretty fuckin' stupid!"

by Terry Alegante May 23, 2008

digifriend

Digifriend \dij-E-frend\
noun
1. a person attached to another by feelings of affection or personal regard soley through a digital medium.

Brian: Hey Ted, isn't that your friend Leonard? You should say hello?

Ted: No, he's just my digifriend. We don't actually interface when we see one another in person, i just carry on lengthy conversations with him online and then ignore him when I see him out.

by #DaltonVoss November 21, 2011

Digifruddled

The mix of frustration and confusion felt when trying to Google a previously viewed item or video on the internet but being unable to come up with the necessary search terms to successfully find it

"I'm so sorry I can't find the YouTube video of he mashed guy in sunglasses in the Boiler Room crowd, I'm completely digifruddled "

by John&Jean September 5, 2020

diggfucked

When a server goes down after hitting the front page of Digg.

"That server was diggfucked so fast the duggmirror didn't even catch it."

by disparue December 8, 2006

Dgtf

Don't give two fucks

"I don't like you." "Well I Dgtf if you like me or not."

by HaughtonIL October 13, 2011

digiflasher

An anonymous videocaller who's jackin it when you answer his or her call.

I just answered a videocall, and there all of a sudden was this woman/man this digiflasher, doing all kinds of wicked shit on my phone. I had to puke. Then I sold my phone on ebay

by El trombo July 15, 2009