d bag

a bag or satchel of dicks of varying size and weight, closely associated to a bag of hammers. Can also be used instead of the term Dickhead or D-head.

John: Man your cousin is such a fuckin' d bag!!!
Kim: Why do you say that...?
John: Cause he's gayer than a bag of dicks!!!

Girl: Why the fuck did you cum in me, you d bag!?
Guy: I don't know, cause it felt sooo goood....

by xBlakzombie423x March 20, 2010

d-bag

A slang term used to represent the word douchebag. This term can also be used as a pronoun for example instead of saying Hunter one could say d-bag!

When a person is constantly acting like a total asshole that person is being a "d-bag". Take Hunter for example that kid is one total d-bag!

by Jacob Golfman Miller May 31, 2007

D-Bag

Short for douche-bag. Usually gets more of a rise out of people

Dude, your being a total d-bag...

by HooZen October 08, 2006

d-bagging

To remove leaves or grass clippings from lawn refuse bags. Can be done by had or with a vehicle.

"Dude, Tommy and I went d-bagging last night! It was awesome!"

by glitteracticacookie November 07, 2008

D Bag

Used to describe a pack or friend group of three or more Dylan, Dillon or Dillans.

"Oh, look a D Bag."
"I might hang out with the D Bag at lunch."
"The D Bag invited me to play some basketball."

by -Dylan- September 08, 2020

d-bag

A d-bag is a person who eats the last cookie in a bag of pepperidge farm cookies and rather than throwing the bag away, leaves the bag on the counter for miles to discover resulting in not only Miles' indescribable disappointment, but a temporary lack of concern for proper punctuation, a shinfo status update and the world's tenth longest run on sentence. Go eat a bag of juice you juice bag

Someone ate my cooke
What a d-bag

by Kiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa October 04, 2012

D Bag

Someone you work with who you really dont like! (only works with co-workers)

Bob is such a fucking D Bag, he fucks everything up!

by Tizzle Mizzle March 27, 2009