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curveball dick

When your dick is curved, or slanted. Also can be so bad that you have to have sex at an angle.
by WilsonRoberts June 3, 2017
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Texas Curveball

A Texas Curveball is an uncircumcised dick with foreskin all the way up to the urethra, with a large round head and a thin crooked shaft. So-named due to the penile deformity resembling the curveball arm configuration of MLB pitcher Clayton Kershaw, a Texas native.
“I dated a guy in Houston who showed me his Texas Curveball
by Nickf2019 May 17, 2019
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lesbian curveball

A lesbian who heads out to pick up a one night stand and gets it home and finds it to be a male
Gee last night wasn't exiting that what a lesbian curveball he looked just like one of us
by Frank ruboneout November 18, 2013
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Danish Curveball

I Couldn't fuck cause of my Danish Curveball.
by Slightly_Mad April 18, 2006
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pitch a curveball

Defecate. It's derived from a combination of the curve ball in baseball typically being called the 2 pitch, and the denotation of urination as number 1 and defecation as number 2. Thus, to pitch a curveball means to do a number 2.
Get out of my way, after drinking that coffee I really have to go pitch a curveball.
by johnnybass January 16, 2009
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the curveball

Diego: Hey Pete! You have saggier tits than your momma!
Chacho: Ooooh! The Curveball the curveball!
by Baseballer_09 July 29, 2016
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Columbus Curveball

Whilst a woman is resting on her back with head upon pillow, she provides the gentleman in question with much-awaited fellatio. He then withdraws from her oral cavity, proceeds in his wind-up, and clamps her mouth shut. The gentleman then ejects his seminal fluid upon her facial aperture. After commensuration of bodily fluid levels is complete, a swift jab to the olfactory organ is necessary to produce the vibrant seams of the aforementioned curveball.
A baseball fan, Tom enjoyed the baseball game so much he decided to bring the game into his bedroom, and delivered a Columbus Curveball upon the face of the slightly overweight transvestite named Sally lying beneath him.
by Husky Ballsweat McGee II October 9, 2008
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