Cuntface

A cuntface is someone who is extremely ugly but a cunt with it

Jimmy: Oi Andy you are one massive cuntface

by Daniel_Thunder October 9, 2017

Cuntraception

A form of contraception to prevent the reproduction of c@nts

Some people should be given Cuntraception instead of contraception, he kid is a c@nt

by Triangle021 June 11, 2018

Cunttankerous

The most Insufferable, bad-tempered, argumentative, and uncooperative cunt in the history of all cunts ever.

Karen was so cunttankerous at the party that all the guests left.... she was like the ash ole that shits in the pool.

by QueenOfFuckery February 27, 2020

cuntfaced capitalist

A capitalist; usually with the face of a cunt.

Nike's CEO is, in all probability, a cuntfaced capitalist.

by doctor doom December 2, 2003

cuntface

A person who's personality is so worthless, their face has taken on the shape of a vagina.

"Hi Amrei, maybe we can go cheer for Bush today."
"No Jenny, go away. You are such a stupid cuntface."

by Amrei and Jenny January 6, 2007

custache

A custy mustache.
The nasty soft-haired mustache. Peach fuzz texture, but dark enough to be seen from far away. Usually sported by little white boys trying to be ghetto.

Pedro from Napolean Dynamite has a custache.
Prince has a nasty custache.
Your 14 year old brother who refuses to shave his upper lip has a custache

by joe wig December 22, 2008

Cumstache

A mustache of semen (cum) that is delacately layed on the upper lip of a female, or in a homosexuals case on the upper lip of a man. This can be licked off by any partner and deposited into a sink or swallowed. Make sure there are no STD's while preforming this sexual activity. Best done after oral sex.

Dude i was gettin head from this chick and i cumed on her face and made a cumstache outta it... it was gnarly. it was a true work of art! She swallowed it and everything!

by Alex Ostrow May 1, 2006