cuntface

Anyone who is a former, current or future member of the infamous Paul family.

Jake Paul, Greg Paul, Logan Paul are massive cuntfaces due to their lack of functioning brain cells

by senor_anonymous. May 8, 2020

oral contraception

Oral sex that ends in orgasm without intercourse.

Sarah: I forgot to take my birth control.

Chris: We could do some home-made oral contraception.

by Mike Comanche March 10, 2009

cuntsander

When one attaches a silicone gel pad to an electric sander, lubes it up, turns it on and gets his womens off with it.

"How'd your date go last night?"
"I got the cuntsander out and totes cuntsanded that woman's cunt good and propper. She loved it and so did I!"

by Urban_Dick August 15, 2014

Contancer

Contagious cancer.

Get away from me, you have contancer.

by Mini vans are cool June 12, 2017

contraceptives

A contraceptive is s form of "Child Prevention". Methods include;

A Condom: A rubber sock for you knob.
A Diaphram: A rubber dam for your ladies love box.
The Pill: Easier than a cheap chav tart, cheaper than an 'E'
Abstinance: The art of not shagging if you aint old/responsible enough.

The Chav species has dramatically grown as a result of smack-heads not knowing about contraceptives. The time has come for the government to either teach people about contraceptives or cut of evey chavs dick.

by ConcreteMonkey February 3, 2005

oral contraception

oral contraception: talking your way out of sex

boy:lets have sex
girl:no

by no-name-needed January 6, 2005

Cuntbanger

A man who fucks cunts.

Man 1: God Julie is such a cunt!
Man 2: Yeah, and Brad is such a cuntbanger!

by someonewithasticker November 28, 2009