cunttease

Similar to cocktease, only the girl is being led to believe that she stands a chance with the guy or girl flirting with her

That cunttease went and bought me two shots and I ended up sleeping with his friend when he went home with another girl.

by COLsass June 10, 2005

cuntparking

To take up more than one parking space by deliberately or half-assedly parking over one or more parking spot dividing lines.

Often done by swaggering rednecks and narcissistic soccer moms in oversized trucks, and by post-middle-age Hair Club for Men micropenis douchebags in expensive sports cars.

Well, I guess I've gotta park way the fuck out in the nosebleed spaces, because this asshole here's enjoying some damn fine cuntparking in these spaces closest to the store.

by Charlie Chan February 17, 2014

cunthead chris

Chris is that guy who is a bit of a cunthead, he is usually classed as a willey muncher

Cunthead chris is a willey muncher

by Nuncuck90 September 12, 2016

cuntpaste

Another way of saying "cut and paste." cut and paste is a practice by manuscripts where they would actually cut and paste words on to a sheet of paper. This is integrated into most word processing softwares, and was first able to be done on the Apple II

I just cuntpasted that article and it shut her ass right up!

by Chris.Pwn.J00 August 15, 2005

cuntbeater

A cuntbeater refers to a stick or other elongated device used to abuse and to destroy cunts.

Wife! C'mere. You have misbehaved. I'm getting the cuntbeater and teaching you a lesson.

by Jacques Asse July 1, 2009

CuntPed

Another name for a moped of 50cc, usually ridden by spotty teenagers who 'tune' it up but usually only make it louder and bring attention to themselves

Did you hear the noise that Cuntped made?

by JSYPlum February 27, 2011

cuntpark

When it is an absolute cunt to find a car park.

I hate trying to find a park at the MegaShops during christmas, it's a total cuntpark.

by Sizzlord December 27, 2007