Cuntlantis

An underwater civilization that is home to many cunts. Many believe that it does not exist. It is said to have sunk when the continents seperated.

Dude did you watch that movie Atlantis?

Yeah now I want to find cuntlantis in the same way.

by Ninja 416 March 21, 2010

Cuntilitus

Where a cunt joins your team at work and their cuntish attitude and work ethic slowly spreads throughout a team.

"There's been and out break of cuntilitus on my team since that useless cunt joined"

by Commander Harry September 12, 2016

cuntalicious

a condition, emanating from the pudenda to encompass the female whole, conducive to lubricious reverie.

"Biff's mother was an attractive woman: pert, petite, well-tended, with an uhn!-uhn! cuntalicious walk that made one's johnson ding-a-ling with pleh-zhah."

by the sobsister May 5, 2004

Cuntalicious

When something is extra fishy.

This fish taco is totally cuntalicious

This is very cuntalicious if you ask me. (very fishy, hard to believe)

by Dan Sekowski May 21, 2008

Cuntajitis

When you perform oral sex on a female and get gingivitis.

Dude I went down on her, and got cuntajitis

by KUNTAJIS J March 29, 2016

cuntalytics

Using state-of-the-art technology like graphical pattern recognition to garner data about your personal life without your express permission.

If you have ever been in the background of a photo whilst having a beer at a restaurant, at a ball game cheering on your team or minding your own business on the bus. Chances are there's an organization who has sold information about where you were, what brand of beer you drink, your favorite team and the friends you were with at the time.

Q: What! Why am I getting adverts for Blue Waffles? That makes no sense!
A: You are the victim of cuntalytics my friend. They don't always get it right.

by SeeUNextTuesdayHoney June 27, 2016

cuntalicious

Hot, the best, real coolo, fuckin lush mate,orgasmic, Im gunna have a wank. Jumbone,

'You mean girls are cuntalicious'

by sarah beattie kirsten emily January 27, 2005