cunkertin

A hairy piece of moldy corn filled feces fresh out of the oven.

I just took the biggest cunkertin! Do you want a bite?

by Kinkerflonk April 19, 2009

conkied

To get hit extremely hard in hockey and be left in a dazed heap. Accompanied by a concussion

Keith Primeau got conkied again last night.. Phaneuf lined him up real good

by Figg October 20, 2007

Cuntie Beaver

A Cuntie Beaver ( native to Canberra Australia ) is someone who thinks they are unique when in reality they are just one of many. They think they are different to all the others and nothing can get past them.

I seen how he treated his ex but I loved him and I really thought he wouldn’t do this to me. He’s played me like a Cuntie Beaver the whole time the man whore.

by DougieFry December 12, 2019

Cumkie

When you get cum on your cookie.

*playing soggy biscuit*
Jared: *cums on cookie*
Steve: *cums on cookie*
Dave: *cums on cookie*
Tim: Wow, that really is a cumkie

by antifa.femboy November 12, 2020

Conkie

A Conkie is generally regarded as someone or something that fails on multiple occasions

Gee, That Callum sure is a Conkie

My car has Conked out again. It's a total Conkie now

Buffoon Dunce Ludicrous Moron Jackass Clown Clutz Fool Dud Ridiculous

by Mystic Orange Peel January 23, 2016

clunkie

One whose fetish is the act of sex with robots. Similar to a furry.

Those clunkies put on robot suits and knocked their robot boots!

by Malarkey December 26, 2003

Cunkleberry

The definition of the most unholy unintelligent uneducated being on the planet earth. If you call someone a cunkleberry then you are calling them that they are the grossest most disgusting being on the planet earth or in fact the entire universe. A shortened version of this word is cunk which can be less offensive in some aspects but still can be just as effective.

“Dude...you’re mad ugly bro....”....”WTF YOU SAY TO ME CUNKLEBERRY BISHHHHHH?!”

by Wolfawoof March 14, 2019