cum slap

Its when you actually load on your palm & slap the shit out of somone(pref. a female). If you wait till it gets cold you get extra points, as a cold load is more offensive.

I dealt that little skeezer a cold "cum slap" for holding out till the second date.

by wiggz September 20, 2006

cumswapper

Generally used as an insult towards woman... or men. Same thing as callin someone a bitch or whore. It's the act of after a man has ejaculated into one woman's mouth, she then passes it to a second woman. And continues. It's now become a derogitory term me and my friends use to talk shit about someone.

Guy1: I talked to heather and...

Guy2: and what?

Guy1: nothin due. She was just being a cumswapper.

by xlsloshlx March 2, 2009

cumscapades

A general term used to describe sexually explicit adventures that you (maybe a hoe, maybe a sexually liberated and experienced individual) embarks on for no reason other than your own pleasure and/or boredom.

I'm trying to be about these cumscapades: pegging bitches, eating some ass, and swinging with my S.O all on a Tuesday night.

Damn Gina, I heard about your cumscapades from Susan in finance. You're so dirty.

by WitchinDragon March 6, 2018

Cumscape

A hellscape of coomer caves and cancel culture.

Twitter is just a cumscape of what it used to be.

by GamesTopicYT January 5, 2021

The greasy cum slap

When you cum in your hand and slap someone in the face, while holding their mouth open allowing cum to enter their system.

“Bro I just used the greasy cum slap on my sister”

by Iwanttofuckdiobrando April 21, 2021

Reverse Cum Slap

When a girl slaps a guy in the face with his own seamen.

Are you serious? Did you just reverse cum slap me? GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM YOU WHORE!

Opposite of cum slap

by PuntaCana March 13, 2010

cum slap

When the bitch is sucking you off and at the end decides to spit and not swallow
So you offer your hand for her to spit the cum on

You then go...'yo bitch, next time swallow!'
And you slap her with the cum filled hand
If she crys...DOUBLE POINTS!!

'Fuck me...remember that bitch i met at the club?'
'Yeh'
'Well she was sucking me off in the alley and the bitch didnt swallow!'
'Really!'
'Dont worry man, i cum slapped the bitch...she wont not swallow ever again'

by Archbishop mothafucka March 26, 2009