by yourbestfriendsgirl June 13, 2018
Get the cumshot mug.Adj. Cum-shot-a-ble. Attractive or cute, sometimes with the appeal of innocence, enticing someone to ejaculate onto.
by The Enthusiast March 4, 2009
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Much like Boom headshot of FPS Doug fame, Splat cumshot shows that one has achieved total dominance over someone else much like in the manner of ejaculating their face. Degrading.
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Pwner: Splat cumshot, kthxbai.
Pwner: Splat cumshot, kthxbai.
by Icky Thump January 2, 2009
Get the Splat cumshot mug.Holding in sperm and then releasing it.
Once released, it will follow a parabolic path into a female's eyes, rendering her temporarily blind.
*Allows for a Jersey Hit and Quit.
Once released, it will follow a parabolic path into a female's eyes, rendering her temporarily blind.
*Allows for a Jersey Hit and Quit.
Girl 1: Girl, did he do the Jersey cumshot?
Girl 2: yea that motherfucker did, how'd you know?
Girl 1: Your eye is twitching.
Girl 2: yea that motherfucker did, how'd you know?
Girl 1: Your eye is twitching.
by jersey4life January 19, 2011
Get the jersey cumshot mug."Cumshaw": In the Coast Guard, at least (this may be an incident of perpetual under-funding), the commonest definition of "cumshaw" verb is pretty much identical to your first definition of "scrounge" verb. To cumshaw is to get by irregular means--exchanging favors, calling in debts, cutting corners with procurement--what an individual Coastie, a group, a cutter, or the like should be able to get by regular ones.
by Paddy-Whacks September 7, 2009
Get the cumshaw mug.When a man ejaculates onto another persons back usually after having intercourse doggy-style, and he then measures how far he shot his seed down the person's back.
Have you heard of this new olypic sport? It's called the cumshot put, and I saw the judges give this guy a ten after he made it all the way to his partners left ear lobe.
by kingtommy February 16, 2006
Get the cumshot put mug.a self-inflicted cumshot is where a male either deliberately or unintentionally ejaculates into his own face.
1.) troy was masturbating at his computer when all of the sudden he received a self-inflicted cumshot when he nut in his eye.
2.) tucker was fucking a chick doggie style when his dick slipped out and ended up nestled between her ass cheeks right before climax; when he looked down, he nut right in his own eye.
2.) tucker was fucking a chick doggie style when his dick slipped out and ended up nestled between her ass cheeks right before climax; when he looked down, he nut right in his own eye.
by devouthorse April 4, 2009
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