cumjunctivitis

Noun - (Cum-junct-iv-itis)
When one contracts symptoms of conjunctivitis but it is caused by the act of ejaculation into ones eye from a partner or themself.

Ashleigh: Man I must have conjunctivitis pretty bad, my eye's all sticky.
Brad *whispers to Gemma*: Don't tell anyone but it's more like cumjunctivitis.

by SirHarold98 January 7, 2015

cumunism

The act of ejaculating in a cup. Then diving the cum amongst the townspeople. ALL IN THE NAME OF MOTHER RUSSIA.

It is said that Russia still practices cumunism. I don't know seems pretty gay to me.

by TRa papa pa February 18, 2020

cumundrum

Any sort of issues related to and/or involving semen. This can include cum in the face/hair, the inability to cum, cumming too fast, or the ever-dreaded cum in the pants.

"So we were hooking up last night, and he came in his pants." That's a real cumundrum!

by 123sober October 7, 2010

Cumfused

The act of being confused as to who's child a person is carrying.

'Bro, did you hear about Jen? She's cumfused as fuck and she thinks it's yours.'

by Ticktackmak July 19, 2017

cumfuckle

Waste Of Sperm

You are a cumfuckle

by C.Cardona,J.Bell April 22, 2018

Cumjunction

A sex act where the male's urethral opening is placed against a female's nostril at the moment of orgasm. A nice glans to nostril seal is key to the success of the cumjunction. After orgasm, if semen manages to come out of the opposite nostril, the male is obligated to let out a resounding battle cry of "What's your function, bitch!"

B: "I'm going to give you the cumjunction, just like on our honeymoon."
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B: "What's your function, bitch!"
S: *nose blowing*

by Brettholomew March 19, 2009

cumfounded

as if struck by cum with astonishment and surprise

Thad stood there cumfounded after Blaine unleashed load all over him.

by Parker Waite January 11, 2009