Cumjunction 

A sex act where the male's urethral opening is placed against a female's nostril at the moment of orgasm. A nice glans to nostril seal is key to the success of the cumjunction. After orgasm, if semen manages to come out of the opposite nostril, the male is obligated to let out a resounding battle cry of "What's your function, bitch!"

B: "I'm going to give you the cumjunction, just like on our honeymoon."
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B: "What's your function, bitch!"
S: *nose blowing*

Cumjunction by Brettholomew March 19, 2009

Cumjunction

The area located between the bottom of the shaft and the start of the testicles.

"Bro, I scratched the hell out of my cumjunction trying to get a scratch and sniff "

Cumjunction by soo crates July 24, 2026

compunction

anxiety caused by a sense of guilt.

compunction by Anonymous January 30, 2003

cumjunctivitis 

Main Entry: cum·junc·ti·vi·tis
Pronunciation: 'k&m-"j&ng(k)-ti-"vI-t&s
Function: noun
: inflammation of the eye as a result of recent ejaculation therin either purposefully or by accident by ones partner.
A combination of cum and conjunctivitis ('pink eye')

"Danm, Kurt, why is your left eye so red and why does Al have that smirk on his face?"
"It's an acute case of cumjunctivitis, as Al has lousy aim when he shoots. Don't worry, I nailed him in the nads for it."

cumjunctivitis by KurtTO May 21, 2004

Cumjunctivitis 

Crusty eye condition caused by a direct hit of cumshot to the eye. Often experienced while playing Sacremento Skeeball or during a Nantucket Oyster Drop. Also reported from a circle jerk. Symptoms may include blurred vision and a crust covered eye stuck shut upon waking. Usually a temporary condition.

She got cumjunctivitis and couldn't see after my load hit her in the eye during a cum bath.

Cumjunctivitis by Mabeline April 22, 2008

cumjunctivitis 

Noun - (Cum-junct-iv-itis)
When one contracts symptoms of conjunctivitis but it is caused by the act of ejaculation into ones eye from a partner or themself.

Ashleigh: Man I must have conjunctivitis pretty bad, my eye's all sticky.
Brad *whispers to Gemma*: Don't tell anyone but it's more like cumjunctivitis.

cumjunctivitis by SirHarold98 January 7, 2015

Subordinating Conjunctions 

A word or phrase that links a dependent clause to an independent clause. This word or phrase indicates that a clause has informative value to add to the sentence's main idea, signaling a cause-and-effect relationship or a shift in time and place between the two clauses.

Some common subordinating conjunctions include...although, while, when, whenever, where, wherever, before, and after.

Subordinating Conjunctions by Pp word Boy Selina February 14, 2022