Cumbrella

Fake eylashes

Hey shotry you got cumbrellas on

by Johnpadgett May 13, 2022

Cumbrella

The American version of the Japanese Bukkake. Imagine, if you will, a beautiful girl on her knees, and 50 men soak her hair with their cock drool.

Hey, why don't we head on down to the peep show? I hear there is a donkey show as well as a pretty lady getting a cumbrella!

by The Blacksmith July 29, 2016

Cumbrellas

False eyelashes - because they keep cum out of your eyes when taking a load to the face.

Debbie was grateful she wore her cumbrellas today otherwise she would have gotten Johnny’s semen in her eyes.

by BryanNi February 11, 2021

Cumbrellas

Fake eye lashes that prevent cum from getting in the girl/guys eyes.

Lacy put on her cumbrellas for the after party tonight when he finishes on her.

by Jr0ckk February 6, 2021

cumbrella

an item that a slut requires because he/she sleeps with so many men/women

bob: i saw jenny riding mr. green during passing time
jane: shoot. bitch need a cumbrella

by jonny. June 29, 2007

cumbrella

the protrusion of fat above the female pudenda. see gunt, FUPA

She'd be hot if it wasn't for that cumbrella.

by Ivan January 23, 2004

cumbrella

a questionably smelling umbrella that you likely borrowed from a coworker, or found in a lost and found box.

You: hey, it’s raining outside

Me: you better borrow this cumbrella that’s been in the break room for months. Just don’t sniff it.

by curlnourish April 13, 2018