Cause you touch yourself at night...

Phrase used to answer a question involving 'why' or 'how'. Usually sounds perverted, such as the phrase 'Thats what she said'

"Daddy. Why are there no dinosaurs?"
"Cause you touch yourself at night..."

"How is this possible?!"
"Cause you touch yourself at night..."

by Mr. Frank the Urbanite February 21, 2009

crudessential

An adjective for essential but more sophisticated and more superior beings.

Akkhesh is a crudessential person. He’s too superior for me

by Hello143 April 15, 2021

Video Games Cause Violence

A scapegoat mantra chanted by ultra-conservatives and the news media whenever a violent incident occurs in the United States
Just one of many forms of Americans shrugging off accountability.

Damn dude, did you see the news? Kyle got arrested for beating up an old woman at the Waffle House. His alcoholic mom just got interviewed by the local news. She was blaming Marilyn Manson and Minecraft, on that whole "video games cause violence" tangent. When is she going to wake up and see that her son has always been an asshole and she's had 27 years to do something about it?

by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019

animal cruelty

Cruelty to animals, also called animal abuse or animal neglect, is the human infliction of suffering or harm upon non-human animals, for purposes other than self-defense or survival. More narrowly, it can be harm for specific gain, such as killing animals for food or for their fur, although opinions differ with respect to the method of slaughter. It usually encompasses inflicting harm for personal amusement .Diverging viewpoints are held by jurisdictions throughout the world. Laws concerning animal cruelty are designed to prevent needless cruelty to animals, rather than killing for other aims such as food, or they concern species not eaten as food in the country involved, such as those regarded as pets.

girls on facebook .sees a beaten dog
girl 1:OMG that puppy shouldnt be treated like that
girl 2 : that person should be dead .that is animal cruelty
girl 1: i know right

by iloveanimals200 June 27, 2014

They hate us cause they anus

From the movie "the interview." Seth Rogan's character misunderstands his friend's (played by James Franco) phrase "they hate us cause they ain't us." The phrase is then repeated many times throughout the movie to sound like "they hate us cause they anus"

Guy 1: why do they hate us?
Guy 2: they hate us cause they anus.

by Chris C December 25, 2014

crased

Describes something that's ambiguosly cringe and based at the same time.

J Posadas is crased.

by dannyfuckingdevito October 21, 2020

God's Cruel Joke

A large penis on an unattractive man.

"Ever notice all the tards have huge cocks. Man, God's cruel joke."

by keifermail August 8, 2009