crotched

When a person falls with a long object directly under him, and said long object impacts person in the crotch, causing extreme pain. Typically occurs to skateboarders.

Man, Bob crotched himself on that rail pretty bad.

by Psycho Bob March 3, 2003

couched

To be made a fool of, disrespected or more simply put owned.

You got couched son.

by Sam D. July 25, 2006

Crotched

The action of food falling on, or caressing one's crotch before one shares that food with someone else or consumes it entirely.

Oh no! My (insert food name here) has been crotched!

No thanks, I don't want any, it's been crotched.

by Harmony_b April 21, 2009

corner croucher

person who plays a FPS game like Call of Duty and resorts to crouching in a corner for long periods of time so that they can easily shoot anyone who passes by; also known as a camper

Watch out for the corner croucher behind the tank! He hasn't moved from that spot during the entire match.

by broken spirit January 26, 2009

crotched

When one passes a spliff once they have smoked it to the roach.

Here you go man. Sorry, I've crotched it a bit.

by L.Bizzle October 8, 2005

cold crotched

When a girl doesn't want to get laid you've been cold crotched

When Mark didn't clean the snow off the truck for Lucy knowing she could reach, she cold crotched him.

by Coldcrotch December 8, 2019

couched

When one certain girl is screwed over big time by one certain boy (who may or may not have the name Mike Couch). Can be applied to many different situations, but always results in a not so smitten girl and a douche-bag boy who doesn't even know what's going on.

A: So basically he doesn't even know the word "Hi."
E: Wow, cunt. You got couched. Big time!

by JustGotCouched March 17, 2009