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Gay, fag, likes there own kind
Chris Anserson is so crooked that he does loop-t-loops
crooked by Why do you care? February 23, 2003
he wont look at here because he's crooked
crooked by vampyro February 24, 2003
The reason Matt never gets any and Kevin only gets laid when he is drunk.
There is not enough alcohol in the world to make up for Matt and Kevin's crooked johnson's.
crooked by Wifey March 1, 2003
When you're not gay but not straight. So you're bi or something like that idk. So someone calls you crooked in front of someone that doesn't know your sexuality. (btw I'm crooked too:)
Sister: Yo you crooked bitch!
Me: yo!
Mom: What's crooked?
Crooked by crooked.frog February 22, 2021
When a genetically born male participated in a TikTok trend and the end result is them throwing ass all over the camera
Dude did you see John’s new TikTok he’s crooked
Crooked by Leshaun Dinglenutt III December 5, 2025

Crooked Serbian 

When you're fingering a girl and break your finger inside of her.
"Hey Dusan, what happened with you and the girl last night? Why is she complaining about her ruptured vagina?"

"Man, I gave her a Crooked Serbian. I have to see a radiologist today."
Crooked Serbian by Tricycle January 23, 2013