cronked

To be highly intoxicated, usually from intense alchohol consumption.

It's New Years Eve, lets get cronked!

by Hash Pipe December 31, 2003

cronjob

To indefinitely delay the giving of oral pleasure.

All you're going to get from that girl is a cronjob.

by xkj00 November 25, 2007

Cronies

Two or more friends who constantly hang around you.
Like a ballsack.
These friends typically smell bad/look dirty all the time.

Preppy guy at school: "Look at John. Always hanging with his cronies."

John: "They're hanging with ME."

by Miley Wilson March 20, 2014

Old crone

My Grandma😁
Or in some cases a fucking annoying bitch

Shut up and mind your shit old crone

by 18 and ugly😬 July 23, 2017

Collatz Conjecture

Collatz Conjecture is a math equation created by mathematician Lothar Collatz in 1937. The math problem instructions are to input any number.

If the number is odd you multiply by 3 and add 1.

If the number is even you divide by 2.

You will soon end up in the 4, 2, 1 loop. This math problem has not been solved yet

Hey, do you know how to work the Collatz conjecture?

by Noah Armon June 1, 2022

cronie

A member of a group of friends or associates, usually loosely organized, brought together by common circumstances or activities. Members are often prone to a mischievious group mentality.

Neither the teenager nor any his cronies would confess to throwing the water balloon.

by Curt and John June 18, 2006

Croner

Croner: Crooked Boner. An erection will magnify and amplify the curvature of your dong. This can make penetration very difficult and painful. However, my sexual philsophy is "no pain, no gain."

I saw this hot chick and my dong ballooned like a muh fucka. Unfortunately, due to being repeatedly kicked in my penis, it bent into my anus.

by Josh The Squash May 13, 2005