cronch fart

the crunchy farts that pass between the vagina lips. A re-fart out of the vagina.

"Gir,l I JUST ripped a gnarly cronch fart."

by kraykray28 November 5, 2020

monch cronch

you absolutely ate something (in a good way) ; similar to saying “you ate!” or “they ate” etc.

example one:

person 1: *wearing a nice dress*

person 2: “wow you absolutely MONCH CRONCHed😍”
person 1: “thank you so much! that’s the best compliment i could ever receive”
person 2: “you’re so welcome i’m an amazing person, i know💁🏽 ♀️“

by ranch michele ranch ;) August 1, 2022

Cronch queef

When you fart into a females genital

Dude I cronch queefed in Dylan’s mom 5 times last night

by Captain sandy hook April 12, 2022

crunchy munchy crispy chippy crisp cronch

The british way of saying chip

Oi mate these americans call our crunchy munchy crispy chippy crisp cronch's chips? Weird

by ANOTHER PERSON ON THE INTERNET November 2, 2021

Cronch

Cronch,
A noun, verb and adjective in some instances may also be used as a measurement of time and distance.

Eg:
"THIS GREMLIN LOOKING ASS IS CRONCHING UP THEM STAIRS AT 200 CRONCHES PER METER TO FIND THEM SWEET SUCULANT DOUBLE A BATTERY WHILE SUCKING ON A TUBE OF CRONCH JUICE".

by Stolas Goetia November 20, 2021

Cronch

A stinky vagina. Most likely obtained by not washing the vagina properly or often.

John doesn't want a second date with Darla because he could smell her nasty cronch from all the way across the dinner table.

by Jdbruxkaorn October 8, 2017

Cronch

The act of making an existing fictional character shorter.

I'm going to cronch this character to be 3ft tall.

by FloofGremlin January 29, 2023