Christian Player 

A religious virgin who's a total tool.

Girl: Your such a Christian player!
Guy: No I am not...What does that even mean?
Girl: A religious f*ck boy who doesn't even f*ck

Christian Player by Inward Spiral June 19, 2016

Christian Parker Henry 

-Fake hoodman

-Wrinkly ass
-Poohshiesty mask never comes off

Christian Parker Henry is very wrinkly

Christian Parker Henry by Dustbucket1 May 6, 2022

Cristian Potato kid 

A kid with no friends and everyone near him has crippling depression

Gerl 1:Look its Cristian potato kid he gave me cancer
Gerl 2 : Oh thats funny

Cristian Potato kid by IDUBBBZ4202 September 28, 2017

Christian Pastelini 

Gay

"Woah look it's Christian Pastelini"
"Him gay"
"Ye"

Christian Pastelini by El Señor April 20, 2017

Christian Pozos

A guy who loves to eat ass, drink beer,and suck on some fat girl titties

That Mexican boy Christian Pozos sure does love eating ass

Christian Pozos by Nickrare August 19, 2018

Christian phone 

Cellphone that will not accept texts or calls from a phone owned by someone who it deems unholy.

I cant get any texts or calls from any of my stripper friends, i must have one of those christian phones.

Christian phone by Jesbat February 9, 2010

Christian Porn 

When a self proclaimed person declares themselves a Christian and is caught watching Porn.

Man, I just caught that Christian dude watching porn on his laptop!

Must be Christian Porn!

Christian Porn by Uarebusted April 30, 2014