Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Jesbat

Universal Moan

The generic moan women use as to not confuse themselves with multiple names of the men they are sleeping with.

Cristina uses the universal moan when I am murdering her vagina

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a girl who You see flaunt different brands of high end fake purses, bags, scarfs, etc.. Mostly purchased in one single trip to NYC, Canal St.

Ex: that Jackie is such a canal cunt.. Did u see her talking about her new LV, trying to pass it as real? The logos where sliced like a lobster tail.

Canal Cunt by Jesbat August 12, 2012

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A compilation cd made for an ex girlfriend/boyfriend that creates strong suicidle thoughts by jilted ex boyfriend/girlfriend.

Bob," I made a suicide cd for Jane , I hope that bitch chooses the final solution" . LOL

suicide cd by Jesbat April 18, 2010

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The last bit of cum that drips out of your dick after intercourse.

Bob, I just finished fucking Mary , pulled my underwear on and had massive aunt jemima drip going on.

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Did you write on Jane's facebook wall?
No way man , that chic has facebook herpes.

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Weekly lunch to discuss ongoing drama, held at restaurant where MORE drama will be created

Lets have a drama lunch at Houstons.

drama lunch by Jesbat February 9, 2010

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Cellphone that will not accept texts or calls from a phone owned by someone who it deems unholy.

I cant get any texts or calls from any of my stripper friends, i must have one of those christian phones.

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