Jesbat's definitions

facebook herpes

A facebook page that is toxic

Did you write on Jane's facebook wall?
No way man , that chic has facebook herpes.

by Jesbat April 15, 2010

Christian phone

Cellphone that will not accept texts or calls from a phone owned by someone who it deems unholy.

I cant get any texts or calls from any of my stripper friends, i must have one of those christian phones.

by Jesbat February 9, 2010

drama lunch

Weekly lunch to discuss ongoing drama, held at restaurant where MORE drama will be created

Lets have a drama lunch at Houstons.

by Jesbat February 9, 2010

Canal Cunt

a girl who You see flaunt different brands of high end fake purses, bags, scarfs, etc.. Mostly purchased in one single trip to NYC, Canal St.

Ex: that Jackie is such a canal cunt.. Did u see her talking about her new LV, trying to pass it as real? The logos where sliced like a lobster tail.

by Jesbat August 12, 2012

aunt jemima drip

The last bit of cum that drips out of your dick after intercourse.

Bob, I just finished fucking Mary , pulled my underwear on and had massive aunt jemima drip going on.

by Jesbat April 18, 2010

Universal Moan

The generic moan women use as to not confuse themselves with multiple names of the men they are sleeping with.

Cristina uses the universal moan when I am murdering her vagina

by Jesbat July 26, 2016

suicide cd

A compilation cd made for an ex girlfriend/boyfriend that creates strong suicidle thoughts by jilted ex boyfriend/girlfriend.

Bob," I made a suicide cd for Jane , I hope that bitch chooses the final solution" . LOL

by Jesbat April 18, 2010