Crevice of Justice

The Crevice of Justice, or the "COJ" is the space at the base of the penile shaft, between the base of the penis, and the anus.

Jake's Crevice of Justice itched all day long, so he scraped his fingernail through it.

by connors11s July 8, 2010

Crevice Regal

When you take shots of scotch, preferably Chivas Regal, and tongue punch your old lady’s fart box at the same time.

I was half drunk last night giving the old lady a crevice regal. She likes that scotchy sting on her brown button.

by Eaton Holgoode October 22, 2018

Crevice Crammer

When someone (typically a male) is obsessed with ramming their penis into any remotely-looking hole they can find.

Ryan is such a Crevice Crammer to anything he can find!

by Rionox December 31, 2022

crevice burger

A term used to describe the desire to give a girl oral sex. (i.e. eat her out)

Girl get over here I'm gonna eat me some crevice burger.

by Killa Bee March 6, 2007

crevice juice [crack sap]

liquid (often viscuous) excuded around the region from the scrotum to the rectum; especially prominent when much clothing is worn and sweaty tasks are performed.

When I wear all my snowboard gear, my weenie usually swims in a pond of crevice juice crack sap by the end of the day.

by Sandro 'Merecumbé' Trunz December 30, 2008

crevice crunchy

A rogue piece of toilet paper that has clung to a girl's vagina and dried up. Rare, but powerfully repulsive.

Roughly 35% of your standard sorostitutes stumble out of bars with a crevice crunchy, and knock the Uggs boots anyway...gotta check first, guys.

by Jimmy Showers July 16, 2008

crevice cruncher

A person with a fetish for oral sex on women or the act of muff diving by one woman on another. Often used as an insult.

"You are such a crevice cruncher Alex"

"did you see that vidio of Sarah giving Marie a good creace crunching last night...it was beautiful"

"do you want to participate in the act of crevice crumching tonight dear?"

by Nicole Downs December 5, 2007