craptastic

Fantastically crappy. Something or some situation so crappy that it is barely to be believed. Akin to calling something "fantastic" in a sarcastic voice.

I went to a concert last night, and the motherfucking, craptastic audience made so much goddamned noise that I couldn't hear the music.

by snora December 2, 2009

craptasm

An explosive incident of crap. The combination of the word crap and orgasm. A craptasm is an event usually 'craptastic' or 'craptacular' but the word implies a degree of unnecessary severity

After the cops showed up, well, it was a real craptasm.

by Pave April 20, 2004

craptastic

When something both sucks and blows; when "fantastic" just can't be said ironically enough; when you're tired of saying, "That's just fucking great"; when you're tired of people saying you're too pessimistic for saying everything's crap so you pep things up with something that at least sounds more optimistic

Some person you dislike gets something you think you deserve: "That's craptastic!"
Or: "Have you seen the new reality TV show? Man, it's totally craptastic!"

by Your Great Books Teacher October 2, 2004

Mr. French's Wild CrapTasterpeice!

One night, your out at the bar feeling pretty good. Then, like a freight train coming down a Rocky Mountain shute, that turd hits you. You make for the bathroom, but then realize that she porcelean goddess doesn't have a house around her. Oh No! So you make your claim and try to make yourself trust in the fact that the mile walk back home really "isn't that long". So you start walking...or waddling in this case to keep your loaf of bread all baker's fresh. Your now in the whole shot, and you can see the mountain top. But then your Christmas Trundleload takes a turn for the worse. So you do what any self respecting heavily intoxicated night traveller would do...You find a nice spot in which to relinquish your package. The placement...where else but the middle of a 300 square foot empty parking lot. Sure there's a tree and a garage within 20 feet, but your a champion for fire and steel. Clean snap! And only one shady business card is needed for a proper clean up. Congratulations! You've just completed Mr. French's Wild Craptasterpeice!

Friend One: "Man I was walking home this morning and almost stepped in this humongous dog turd!"

Friend Two: " That was no dog turd...that was Mr. French's Wild Craptasterpeice!"

by Walker and French January 8, 2008

craptastifuck

used to denote a situation which has gone completely wrong and ended badly for most or all parties involved.

Daniel: The police got me on 17 possession charges and I'm going to jail for life!

Nathan: Wow, what a craptastifuck.

by John Motherfucking Lennon November 15, 2006

Crapture

Bowel movement of apocalyptic proportions.

Was just one the can, the crapture was upon me.

by Dragen September 11, 2011

Craptastical

(adj) The descriptive word of crap.

"This food is craptastical"
"man, that's craptastical!"
"That is a craptastical definintion of craptastical!"

by Twalger March 25, 2005