cranky wanky

The act of busting a nut because you are angry/upset/mad. Usually crying while doing it under the sheets

Dad: What's wrong with Andy
Mom: He got grounded for having an F on his report card so now hes having a cranky wanky
Dad: Why is he crying though

Mom: Sobbing and throbbing

Dad:Oh
Mom:I want a divorce greorge I met someone new and he doesn't have a "shrimp"
Dad: I'm going to join billy and cranky wanky with him

by UC.DANK.MEME.420 May 9, 2020

Chancy

Contraction of the french word 'chic' and its english translation 'fancy'

-There are kings and queens at that party

- Waauw that is one chancy party

by Sensasion July 19, 2012

cranny axe

Reference to a penis.From the Bloodhound gang's song "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo".

"Batter dip the cranny axe in the gut locker."

by Srgtmuffdiver February 12, 2007

cranky

When someone is upset, anygry, or unhappy. Another word for "Pissed Off". Usually said in a non-offensive manner.

Wake me up and I'll get cranky

by tkkw May 13, 2005

Tom Clancy's Penis

Tom Clancy's male organ that he has doubtlessly outfitted with infered crosshairs, and night vision goggles.

Conversation between two hookers:

"I had to give Tom Clancy's Penis a blow yesterday."

"How was it?"

"Fucking difficult! He's so obsessed with gun add-ons that I thought his cock would blow my head off!"

by I swear to drunk, I'm not God! October 25, 2006

cranky pirate

When, in the act of copulation, the man ejaculates into his partner's eye and then kicks him/her in the shin, causing him/her to squint and hop around on one leg saying, "Yarrr!"

This chick I was banging said she wasn't on birth control and that I had to pull out...so I gave her a cranky pirate and left.

by Stand Ablaze May 17, 2006

cranny ax

Male genetalia. As heard in the song Bloodhound Gang - F.U.C.K

Batter dip the cranny ax, In the gut locker

by insecureshoe December 20, 2006