Creamster

A chronic masturbator. A person that masturbates more often than not, frequently to images in magazines or internet porn.

What a Creamster! He's been on-line looking at porn and jacking off for hours!

by Joshua Schroeder December 19, 2009

crasterbation

Crying and masturbating at the same time.

Distraut after the biznitch dumped me, I hopped on the internet for some crasturbation

by Anonymous November 7, 2003

Creamster Hit

Verb: The act of smoking a mixture of DMT and crack cocaine, on a base of marijauna, out of a bong.

1. The man who told me about creamster hits had a missing front tooth.

2. Man I shouldn't have taken that creamster hit last night.

by Dreamy Creamy August 24, 2011

Clamsterdam

Really epic and cool band

Yo bro have you listened to clamsterdams new album?!?!?

by RIPstickyocto July 2, 2021

crapsterbation

To jack-off while defecating.

Usually done by Fat FFXI nerds who dont have time to complete each task seperately because they are too busy engaging in online parties and lvling up their ultra-uber Black mage.

"Jim is such a dirt-bag who Crapsterbates all the time"
"I was thinking of your mom while i crapsterbated"

by JdeL March 17, 2005

crasterbation

masturbating while silver tears drip down your cheeks

"Granda Grandma why did you have to die?" Jimmy inquired midway through crasterbation at his grandmothers funeral.

by Hillman January 21, 2006

Creamsters

Alaska based biker group, formerly known as the COCONUT CREAMSTERS

The Creamsters are ordering another round of duck farts.

by Gary Hupps August 10, 2006