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cactuar

A humorous enemy character in later episodes of the "Final Fantasy" series of role-playing video games. It resembles a cactus with branches serving as arms and legs protruding at right angles, and three dots/holes forming a crude face. Agile and possessing machine-gun-like needle attacks, these things can be a pain in the ass if you don't know what you're doing.
"Dammit, my party got killed by cactuars again."
by Lulu's left nipple October 2, 2003
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Crabt

A misspelling of the word grant usually produced when typing very quickly.
Darn it I typed grant too fast and it came out as crabt
by bruhlol1224 February 7, 2020
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cactivist

A person who engages in bullshit (cac) activism.
Dude 1: Dude, my girlfriend is raising awareness about endangered parasites at the Third Bi-annual Save the Tanzanian Tapeworm Conference.

Dude 2: Dude, your girlfriend is a total cactivist.
by blakesflakes February 15, 2009
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crabtrap

When the recipient of anal sex squeezes his or her sphincter trapping the giver's penis so he cannot pull out easily.
Josh howled when he was caught in Vince's crabtrap.

John smiled; soon he would be crabtrapping Father O'Malley.
by danns October 17, 2008
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cacti fetish

1) When one worships cacti because they feel it has magical powers or is to be consider inhabited by a spirit.

2) When one has a sexual desire on an abnormal degree with one or more cacti
1) Jacob has begun to to chant satanic chants towards his cactus due to his cacti fetish

2) Bob's cacti fetish led him to the hospital because of internal bleeding within his intestines, caused by an attempt to gain pleasure from a cactus by inserting it in his anus.
by Dimitri Bogenscar December 25, 2015
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Cactus in Anus

Casually inserting a fully grown cactus up your anus.
"Look! Did Kate just shove that huge cactus up her anus?!"
"Yeah that's a Cactus in anus all right !"
by Hycelot July 31, 2016
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Cactopopolis

IFunny user who posts tumblr reposts 12-15 times a day. Is also running an army to take over Texas. You may accidentally read it as Cactopolis but it is actually Cactopopolis, kind of like a Cactus city.
IFunny user 1: Hey look Cactopolis got Featured again!
IFunny user 2: Stop saying it like that, it's Cactopopolis
IFunny user 1: Oh yeah
by Cactopopolis August 15, 2018
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