crabbles

big ass vaginal warts

ollie went down on tinks skanky minge and was confronted by a vast amount of crabbles

by stefburns99 November 25, 2005

crabber

One who receives indiscriminate blowjobs (see Jizzard). refers to spreading of lice (due to indiscriminate selection of Jizzards) that takes place during the 'milking' process.

Note: as lice are usually spread from hairy place to hairy place transferral of crabs is only likely with bearded Jizzards.

“Wheres (the) Jizzard?”
“He’s int’ bushes wit’ Crabber”
“ahh..”

(read with Yorkshire inflection)

by Bundyshoveller May 28, 2006

Crabble

An emotional crisis that leaves you in a state of feeling distraught, frustrated, anxious.

My problems have left me with a mess of crabble. As a result of my screwed up relationship, I am all crabbled up.

by AAM2012 July 25, 2011

Crabble

To consume passive mobile media with your mobile device propped up in front of you.

How was the flight? It was fine. I crabbled "Gran Torino".

by Neubigmac May 23, 2009

crabbery

a place where crabs are reared, especially for their meat.

They have set up a crabbery and the business is looking up.

by uttam maharjan October 27, 2012

Crabbers

A white ginger male that is undoubtably fat and definately gay

Hes such a crabbers (meaning hes gay)

by Puss y de stroyer July 20, 2019

Crum Crobbler

Slang for an annoying little shit who's gonna shit the bed in life at any moment. Most likely spends all their time on discord and relies on their mother or father.

Me: "Man I hope I don't turn out like dream when I'm older.."
Friend: "Yeah he's a real *Crum Crobbler*."

by EthanCannot December 15, 2023