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Mr. Crabblepants
Mr. Crabblepants by SEANSEANSEAN September 9, 2007
Related Words
Crabbler • crabbles • crabber • Crabberman • crabbery • crabbery sauce • crabble dabber • crabbleglog • Crabblenarcs • crabblesnatch
crabblesnitch
1. Stop crabblesnitching me.
2. Boy Megan sure is being a crabblesnitch today.
3. Wow. Your mom is a total crabblesnitch.
4. Spike just totally crabblesnitched you.
2. Boy Megan sure is being a crabblesnitch today.
3. Wow. Your mom is a total crabblesnitch.
4. Spike just totally crabblesnitched you.
crabblesnitch by Jared Mother Fuckin Nelson October 27, 2011
crabble
The dried-up & flaky substance that, at an earlier time, was once pussy juice.
Crabble is most commonly found on one's chin 30 minutes after having performed oral sex on a woman.
Crabble is most commonly found on one's chin 30 minutes after having performed oral sex on a woman.
crabblesnatch
A person who risks contracting a sexual disease from someone knowing full well that he/she is a slut or has been around many times.
My friend Jim is a big crabblesnatch because he fooled around with Monica even when I told him not to.
crabblesnatch by Daniel Baldesarra December 3, 2007
Crabberman
Alaskan Crab Fishers as shown on the Deadliest Catch.
I'm gonna be a green horn Crabberman one day...
I'm gonna be a green horn Crabberman one day...
Crabberman by Alexdadoof August 6, 2006
crabbery sauce
A delicious sauce which, when served with mayonnaise, serves as a staple for those determined to lose weight despite their tenuous grasp of basic nutrition.
crabbery sauce by Paul Chitlik August 2, 2006
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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