Crabbler 

Someone who crabbles

Does he read on the train? No, he's a crabbler.

Crabbler by Neubigmac May 23, 2009

Mr. Crabblepants 

A person(s) who is in a pissy mood and takes their anger out on a person(s).

Person - OH HAI!
A Mr. Crabblepants - SHUT THE HELL UP YOU PIECE OF SHIT

Mr. Crabblepants by SEANSEANSEAN September 9, 2007

crabblesnitch

When one acts like or is a bitch.

1. Stop crabblesnitching me.

2. Boy Megan sure is being a crabblesnitch today.

3. Wow. Your mom is a total crabblesnitch.

4. Spike just totally crabblesnitched you.

crabblesnitch by Jared Mother Fuckin Nelson October 27, 2011

crabble 

The dried-up & flaky substance that, at an earlier time, was once pussy juice.

Crabble is most commonly found on one's chin 30 minutes after having performed oral sex on a woman.

Husband: Hi honey!

Wife: "Where have you been? It's 2am."

Husband: "I was out bowling with the guys."

Wife: "Bullshit! You've got crabble all over your face!"

Husband: "Uuuuhhh....ummmm.... It's not crabble... I swear..."

crabble by GoBlue88 October 29, 2006

crabblesnatch 

A person who risks contracting a sexual disease from someone knowing full well that he/she is a slut or has been around many times.

My friend Jim is a big crabblesnatch because he fooled around with Monica even when I told him not to.

crabblesnatch by Daniel Baldesarra December 3, 2007

Crabberman 

(n.) A man or woman who fishes for crabs.

Alaskan Crab Fishers as shown on the Deadliest Catch.

I'm gonna be a green horn Crabberman one day...

Crabberman by Alexdadoof August 6, 2006

crabbery sauce

A delicious sauce which, when served with mayonnaise, serves as a staple for those determined to lose weight despite their tenuous grasp of basic nutrition.

Utterly alone, Mark ate crabbery sauce and mayonnaise every day.

crabbery sauce by Paul Chitlik August 2, 2006