Crabbler

Someone who crabbles

Does he read on the train? No, he's a crabbler.

by Neubigmac May 23, 2009

Mr. Crabblepants

A person(s) who is in a pissy mood and takes their anger out on a person(s).

Person - OH HAI!
A Mr. Crabblepants - SHUT THE HELL UP YOU PIECE OF SHIT

by SEANSEANSEAN September 9, 2007

crabblesnitch

When one acts like or is a bitch.

1. Stop crabblesnitching me.

2. Boy Megan sure is being a crabblesnitch today.

3. Wow. Your mom is a total crabblesnitch.

4. Spike just totally crabblesnitched you.

by Jared Mother Fuckin Nelson October 27, 2011

crabble

The dried-up & flaky substance that, at an earlier time, was once pussy juice.

Crabble is most commonly found on one's chin 30 minutes after having performed oral sex on a woman.

Husband: Hi honey!

Wife: "Where have you been? It's 2am."

Husband: "I was out bowling with the guys."

Wife: "Bullshit! You've got crabble all over your face!"

Husband: "Uuuuhhh....ummmm.... It's not crabble... I swear..."

by GoBlue88 October 29, 2006

crabblesnatch

A person who risks contracting a sexual disease from someone knowing full well that he/she is a slut or has been around many times.

My friend Jim is a big crabblesnatch because he fooled around with Monica even when I told him not to.

by Daniel Baldesarra December 3, 2007

Crabberman

(n.) A man or woman who fishes for crabs.

Alaskan Crab Fishers as shown on the Deadliest Catch.

I'm gonna be a green horn Crabberman one day...

by Alexdadoof August 6, 2006

crabbery sauce

A delicious sauce which, when served with mayonnaise, serves as a staple for those determined to lose weight despite their tenuous grasp of basic nutrition.

Utterly alone, Mark ate crabbery sauce and mayonnaise every day.

by Paul Chitlik August 2, 2006