the covids

Slang for being positive for COVID-19 SARS-COV-2 syndrome.
Example: “I’m down with the a bad case of the covids.”
by Toosyn April 01, 2020
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Covidity

The amount of covid circulating in a population usually based on the percentage of positive test results.
The covidity of the area has really increased since lockdown ended.

Wisconsin has a really high covidity right now.
by Sliced Yams November 02, 2020
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covid

why are you looking at this you know what it is it lasted for like 3 fucking years

my mask broke teacher
by masonthemissile November 11, 2022
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Covidism

After years of wanting to clean my house, but lacking time to clean it thoroughly, I discovered that that wasn't the reason.

I am kind of starting to understand why pets try to run out of the house when the door opens.

2020 is a unique leap year. It has 29 days in February, 300 days in March, and three years in April.

My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee, it cleans the toilet.
I am suffering from Covidism in 2020.
by intenseemotion May 19, 2020
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COVID

Short for “Christ Or Vaccines In Doubt.” When believers living in developing countries, most of which have a low percentage of their population being inoculated, can look up to God to protect them against the coronavirus; or they can resort to creative ways, or hope for some rich countries’ donations, for their jabs.
For Psalm 91 believers who long to get a Covid-19 shot, the choice of vaccination is decided: COVID!
by MathPlus July 17, 2021
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covidful

minho: I heard they will not lift the quarantine in our city because it's covidful.
by shawologist April 03, 2020
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Covidism

A joke only people who lived through the great Covid War of 2020 would get. AKA the Coranavirus pandemic that started in the 20's. Yeah, that's how we're counting the decades in the 2000s now.
"What the heck is Quarxam?"
"It's a Covidism."
"Yeah, that doesn't help"
by Marvigeddon April 09, 2020
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