cousin

ur built in best friend. the person who’s been there for u through everything. u look up to them, and can tell them anything. they have ur back and u have theirs. u love them more than anything in this world.

i have the best cousin in the world

by angelchapa August 25, 2019

the cousin

A move created by Lara Fraser C- to describe a move in which someone crushes a man's testicles in his/her hand until they almost disintegrate. Based on a dream she had in which she performed this move on The Cousin.

The security guard tackled me for trying to save rabbits undergoing scientific testing so I gave him the cousin.

by Lara Cooper March 19, 2007

cousin

Someone highly desirable

I just fucked my cousin!

by Liger Zero April 6, 2003

cousin

The anonymous, mysterious person who has done it, has it and seen it all.

Guy 1: "Yo, check out my new pimpin' Rolex"
Guy 2: "Doesn't matter, my cousin has one already."

by the donald April 21, 2006

cousin

The daughter or son of your uncles and aunts.

Apparently, I can have an orgy legally with my cousins in Arkansas.

by sukebe September 19, 2004

cousined

when you are purposed cock slapped from behind

DeMarcus Cousin from Kentucky purposely cousined Da'Sean Butler from West Virginia in the testicles during the 2010 Elite Eight.

by groff6 March 27, 2010

cousin

A word many native americans call eachother, it does not nesasrly mean they are related. Some of the native American beliefs say that the creator ceated us all, therefore we are all cousins.

Hey cousin, wuts up.

by Jeremiah January 16, 2005