The Couch

When a guy puts his penis back between his legs, and another guy sucks it while his nose is between the butt cheeks.

Rodney gives Jake the couch better than his dog hands down.

by You know who this is Jake January 23, 2015

couch

One's system of morals or beliefs

dude 1: You shouldn't beat up those children that are significantly smaller than you.
dude 2: Man, fuck yo couch, nigga.

by yeahdude789 June 22, 2007

couch

to sit on his lap

i want to couch you and kiss you.

by Krkič December 17, 2020

Couch

I'm a couch
Imma put you fools at ease
I'm at work while ur asleep
And my price is generally steep

im a couch

by Random Sewer Rat August 20, 2020

Couched

Another "-ed" word for getting drunk.

Created August 2009 in Chicago, Illinois.

"Man, we got so couched on Keystone Light the other weekend. First drunk night at college!"

by KaylaNB August 29, 2009

couching

The act of engaging in promiscuous activities on living room furniture. Such as making love and having sex on a couch. Also could mean getting fingered or giving a hand job on a couch.

Oh my god! Did you hear that Nick and Kim were couching last night, while Kim's mother was in the other room working?!

by NickJonasForReal January 30, 2009

Couched

When you ask a girl if you can spend the night at her house (with the hope of getting in the bed) but she puts you on the couch.

"I spent the night at her house"
Whaaaaat??!! You slept with her?
(With shame) "I slept on the couch"
HAHAHAHA!!! You got COUCHED!!!!

by Cousin P December 19, 2013