cockhands

A term given to the one unlucky enough to have phallic projections instead of fingers, rather like ten dick digits. This person will usually be really cackhanded, retarded, and a bit of a dickweed.

mohsin :whoah i just realised my fingernails are foreskins!
Callum: "shut up cockhands you fag"

by scallum December 4, 2005

Couchdancing

Couchdancing

Ah. Susan that fat old bitch was couchdancing all night.

by Masterjwizard January 19, 2019

Cockhand

To rub your hand on your (sweaty)dick/balls, and to prominently yell "COCKHAND" or "YOU JUST GOT COCK-HANDED"

Brady:Hey dude! Guess what?

Pat:What?

(RUBS HAND ON BALLS/DICK AND RUBS IN PAT'S FACE)

Brady:COCKHAND!

by Clit-Commander April 18, 2009

cockhandler

A person who has no mind of their own and often "co-signs" on another man's statements and/or actions. Said person "sweats" other dudes.

you only sayin' that 'cause Phil did, u cockhandler

by Frankie Needlz August 10, 2010

Couchmandude

That one dude that was on your couch once for a bit

I got a couchmandude hogging the tv in the living room

by Keveanureeves December 30, 2022

Couchman

Couchman.. also means slag cheat and a liar.

Hi I'm Mrs Couchman and I fuck everything I can just like my mum

by Fishe Rowe November 12, 2017

Coughland

The art of getting sexually penetrated whilst being suffocaded by sheer wight of a lazy lad who cant hang the plank for more than 18 seconds

Ugh hardly, got coughland last night, dreadful, swear to god

by FatPussy69Not58 October 8, 2022