Definitions by Clit-Commander

Cockhand 

To rub your hand on your (sweaty)dick/balls, and to prominently yell "COCKHAND" or "YOU JUST GOT COCK-HANDED"

Brady:Hey dude! Guess what?

Pat:What?

(RUBS HAND ON BALLS/DICK AND RUBS IN PAT'S FACE)

Brady:COCKHAND!

Cockhand by Clit-Commander April 18, 2009