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Cosmogony

A theory or myth regarding the origin of the universe, the earth, and living beings.
Attempts to create a naturalistic cosmogony are subject to two separate limitations. One is based in the philosophy of science and the epistemological constraints of science itself, especially with regards to whether scientific inquiry can ask questions of "why" the universe exists. Another more pragmatic problem is that there is no physical model that can explain the earliest moments of the universe's existence because of a lack of a consistent theory of quantum gravity. Also of interest are supernatural creation accounts, as in ancient Greek myth or in the Creationism of the Abrahamic religions.
by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ August 4, 2010
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Coslopus

Chelsea Handlers' way of saying vagina.
"dude, her coslopus was a jungle!"
by USCbabe11 March 3, 2009
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Cosmophile

A single word to describe the overwhelming awe someone feels at the universe. Not just how pretty it is, but the incredibly complex processes that made it what it is today.

A love of the universe
Tim: Hey, you know what, the universe is freaking amazing!

Matt: Sounds like you're a cosmophile
by DiversityOfThoughts May 23, 2011
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Filthy Cosmonaut

Originating from a filthy astronaut, this move begins in the doggy style position. Just before "blast-off" tightly secure a plastic bag over your partner's head as you move to face to face with her. Next, strike her about the head hard enough that she begins to see stars--we call this move the "Hammer & Sickle." Then firmly pie-face her back onto the bed so she is lying on her back. Now release your Siberian Splooge across her eyes and she will see nothing but the Milky Way. Then immediately take a celebratory shot of chilled Stoli Vodka, and without swallowing, spit it in your partners face for a Cold War ending.
Lisa: That new Russian exchange student, Svetlana is walking funny today.

Steve: Yeah I know. I gave her a sick-ass Filthy Cosmonaut last night.

Lisa: USA! USA!
by $ad-Lo April 16, 2011
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Cosmofagstic

A made up word created by Cosmin P.

A romanian cock sucker that gets owned in RTS games.
Superman : Yo Cosmin! You are a cosmofagstic.

Cosmin: Fo Sho!

Superman: ....... FAG.
by SupermanCosmin November 17, 2009
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cosmology

The study of the physical universe considered as a totality of phenomena in time and space
cosmology is the study of universe
by Chintan July 5, 2006
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Cosmonog

An ancient consumerist winter holiday. Unlike Christmas and others, it has no particular religious origin and is completely secular. Celebration involves the purchase of Cosmopolitan Magazine and Egg Nog. Participants drink the latter while dramatically reading the former, learning great sex tips and a variety of whimsical names for vaginas. An additional practice that is less well-known involves the purchase and eating of Swedish Fish, often intended for those who do not enjoy Egg Nog.
"I just came back from a killer Cosmonog party. Sandy drank five cups of nog and read us a steamy story about a hot firefighter and a snow-blower."
by sylentsage December 27, 2011
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