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Cosmogony 

A theory or myth regarding the origin of the universe, the earth, and living beings.
Attempts to create a naturalistic cosmogony are subject to two separate limitations. One is based in the philosophy of science and the epistemological constraints of science itself, especially with regards to whether scientific inquiry can ask questions of "why" the universe exists. Another more pragmatic problem is that there is no physical model that can explain the earliest moments of the universe's existence because of a lack of a consistent theory of quantum gravity. Also of interest are supernatural creation accounts, as in ancient Greek myth or in the Creationism of the Abrahamic religions.
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cosmology 

The study of the physical universe considered as a totality of phenomena in time and space
cosmology is the study of universe
cosmology by Chintan July 5, 2006

metaphysico-theologo-cosmolonigology

The science taught by Master Pangloss in the novel Candide. It is the science of cause and effect.
The science of metaphysico-theologo-cosmolonigology states that "The nose is formed for spectacles, therefore we wear spectacles."

cologony 

where a weeb says a racial slur and gets shot by hitlers men almost instantly because hitlers men are good people
oi good sir, you're committing cologony you peasant,
cologony by germany ontop July 1, 2021

cosmophony 

Cosmophony argues that music is the preservation of color-fidelity in deterministic time.

Part of a dialectic called "cosmotheism."
Cosmophony argues is color being preserved over linear time. In contrast to cosmogeny which is color being preserved over cyclical time.

Cosmogeny and cosmophony together make up a dialect called "cosmo-" or "color" theism.
cosmophony by metawave September 6, 2020

Comopony 

The new 2022 spelling of company brought to you by Waterboy. Use code "comopony" for 10% off.
This comopony slays! Not a regular company, but a cool comopony.

Comopony 

Not a regular company, but a cool company
The WaterBoy comopony slays