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cornpoop

A strange phenomenon caused by eating corn. The poop that follows the eating, even a small amount, of corn. This poop mysteriously contains visable pieces of whole kernel corn. One of life's great mysteries.
We had corn-on-the-cob for the 4th of July, the next morning I saw kernels of corn in my shit!
"Wow! Cornpoop!"
by Charles_U_Farley July 10, 2009
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cornpocalipse

1what would happen if the midwest took over the world.

2what would happen if corn took over the world.

3 THE end of the world.

4 no more corn on the planet.

5 Random history channel special
COrnpocalipse

ex.) Did you look out your window?
yeah, theres a bunch of random plants.
Oh no, ITS THE CORNPOCALISPE.
by lipaliciuos g :) June 25, 2009
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Nuke my corndog

To put ones male penis in a girl's vagina causing the penis to be warm.
"I haven't been able to nuke my corndog in a while" said Mike.
by 6928472 January 4, 2017
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Cornhill

A bad part of Utica, NY.
Located on and around James Street.
There is often shootings, robberies, and muggings.
You DO NOT STOP at red lights or stop signs in cornhill
Lets get drunk and go drive through Cornhill yelling obscene profanities to see if someone tries to kill us!
by uticasucks April 11, 2009
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cornlogs

Logs contructed primarily of corn kernels held together by a thick, warm, brown paste commonly referred to as feces. These logs can be anywhere, from a few inches, to a few feet in length and carry with them a pungent odor that will infiltrate the surrounding atmosphere.
The foul smell originated from the cornlogs that were held securely in Dave's boxer shorts.
by jimmy herrmann May 25, 2006
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cornpouch

1) A small package or sack of dried corn kernals. Usually popped over a stove.

2) A human scrotum containing moderate to large testicles. The type of scrotum typically enjoyed by females.
Jon: Hey brah i just copped me a cornpouch from some indian shitbag at 7 - 11.

Evan: Good shit, I just got kicked in the cornpouch by some little mongoloid bitch, I could use somethin to make me feel better.
by deeznutz56 July 8, 2009
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Cornhub

The worlds best porn/corn site for all your corn needs
"I came so hard watching a video on cornhub last night, I filled a jug with all the jizz"
by i LOVE willes March 4, 2014
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