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cornpoop

A strange phenomenon caused by eating corn. The poop that follows the eating, even a small amount, of corn. This poop mysteriously contains visable pieces of whole kernel corn. One of life's great mysteries.
We had corn-on-the-cob for the 4th of July, the next morning I saw kernels of corn in my shit!
"Wow! Cornpoop!"
by Charles_U_Farley July 10, 2009
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cornpoop

When someone eats strictly corn for 3 days straight the body will eventually be flushed out and on the 3rd day after eating corn the body will shit only whole corn kernels.
When Raj ate corn for 3 days straight and took a shit all that came out of his ass was cornpoop.
by eatsomecorn January 4, 2008
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CornPop

A bad dude who ran a bunch of bad boys. A razor-armed gang leader in Wilmington, Delaware, who was confronted and stared down by then-lifeguard Joe Biden and a six-foot chain.
CornPop thought he ran the swimming pool, but he was vanquished by Joe Biden.
by America Lover 🇺🇸 October 30, 2019
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cornpoped

When you make up a story to show how tuff you were when you were in high school
Country89 cornpoped a story about how he beat up a tuba player in high school on a message board
by corntuff September 19, 2019
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conpoopled

adj.

1. Being unable to think with clarity or act with understanding and intelligence.

2. Lacking logical order or sense: a conpoopled set of instructions.

3. Chaotic; jumbled: a conpoopled mass of papers on the floor.
"Janine was conpoopled at the thought of why people would believe in and buy Q-ray ionized bracelets and not her magical cheese necklaces."
by Raeft Invictus September 7, 2005
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Cornpopp

I’m gunna cornpopp Rachel this weekend.

She was a pretty dirty down there but I still have the cornpopp.

He gave me the cornpopp and my booty hole is torn up today.
by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2018
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cornpop

better than popcorn. the best snack youll ever have, trust me
eats cornpop. gives cornpop.
by DJ1K December 2, 2021
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