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A strange phenomenon caused by eating corn. The poop that follows the eating, even a small amount, of corn. This poop mysteriously contains visable pieces of whole kernel corn. One of life's great mysteries.

We had corn-on-the-cob for the 4th of July, the next morning I saw kernels of corn in my shit!
"Wow! Cornpoop!"

cornpoop by Charles_U_Farley July 10, 2009

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cornpoop

When someone eats strictly corn for 3 days straight the body will eventually be flushed out and on the 3rd day after eating corn the body will shit only whole corn kernels.

When Raj ate corn for 3 days straight and took a shit all that came out of his ass was cornpoop.

cornpoop by eatsomecorn January 4, 2008

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CornPop

A bad dude who ran a bunch of bad boys. A razor-armed gang leader in Wilmington, Delaware, who was confronted and stared down by then-lifeguard Joe Biden and a six-foot chain.

CornPop thought he ran the swimming pool, but he was vanquished by Joe Biden.

CornPop by America Lover 🇺🇸 October 30, 2019

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cornpoped

When you make up a story to show how tuff you were when you were in high school

Country89 cornpoped a story about how he beat up a tuba player in high school on a message board

cornpoped by corntuff September 19, 2019

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conpoopled

adj.

1. Being unable to think with clarity or act with understanding and intelligence.

2. Lacking logical order or sense: a conpoopled set of instructions.

3. Chaotic; jumbled: a conpoopled mass of papers on the floor.

"Janine was conpoopled at the thought of why people would believe in and buy Q-ray ionized bracelets and not her magical cheese necklaces."

conpoopled by Raeft Invictus September 7, 2005

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Cornpopp

Anal sex performed vigorous fashion.

I’m gunna cornpopp Rachel this weekend.

She was a pretty dirty down there but I still have the cornpopp.

He gave me the cornpopp and my booty hole is torn up today.

Cornpopp by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2018

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cornpop

better than popcorn. the best snack youll ever have, trust me

eats cornpop. gives cornpop.

cornpop by DJ1K December 2, 2021

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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