Copstacles

Usually, when in a hurry to get somewhere you are forced to slow down due to a sighting of one or two cops or more.

Dude, I was so late for work this morning and I had to avoid three different "copstacles" and I had to slow down. It made me so late, but hey atleast I didn't get a ticket. Whew!

by Marissa Louise October 7, 2007

verbal copulation

when two people unknowingly flirt with each other to such an extent it becomes unbearable to witness much longer by outside parties

Girl: Tell me please!
Boy: I can't tell you it's a secret
Girl: But I wanna know, it's -
Outsider: Hey, could you two stop with the verbal copulation and buy us some drinks

by Matsumoto111 July 1, 2010

CONUS

A portmanteau of Continental United States (Con. US).

Selling ___ for $___. Shipping to CONUS ONLY!

by shleepy87 August 14, 2007

The Cops

Any unknown noise heard whilst participating in illegal activites, such as smoking marijuana.

Person 1: "What was that?"
Person 2: "The cops."

by Tavis Wood August 19, 2006

copshop

The police station.

I got arrested and taken down to the copshop.

by Diego September 22, 2003

copaseptic

When two toxic personalities get along. A special form of co-dependence.

Those two are so screwed up, but they've been together for 30 years or more. Can't live without each other, in fact. They are totally copaseptic.

by flyingdog November 4, 2009

camping cops

Camping cops are players often in a ROBLOX game known as Jailbreak who sit around the Bank, Jewelry Store, Museum, Donut Shop, Gas Station, Power Plant, Cargo Train, Passenger Train, or even jail and wait for criminals to get close to them so they can arrest and get cash. The cop who arrested the criminal will get 200 cash (240 for vips) and in some cases a bounty if the criminal had one like when the criminal has robbed or shot a cop. Cops often camp at robbing places or jail so criminals cannot rob or escape jail. They can also camp where criminals are prohibited to be at such as a police station or the sewers. They may also camp vehicle spawns like the Prison Camaro.

Camping cops and raging criminals in a script

Cop: *arrests the criminal near the jewelry store*
Criminal: No life camper!!
Cop: Wow, that’s salty!
Criminal: *smashes keyboard and leaves the server*

by SailorDuck December 1, 2019