Lincoln Continental

1. A pimp/ette's vehicle, designed for the most comfortable fuck achievable. (I know..) First produced in 1938, 1956-60 the Mark II-V were released under solely the "Continental" name, in 1961 the Continental was completely redesigned from scratch. 60's models were often characterized by suicide doors, a design flaw that makes for an extremely sexy, deadly vehicle. The accelerator must be pressed with a pimp cane, and there are dual goblet holders for you & your hoe passenger's drinking pleasure.

1. "Oh, Sandy..I'm so glad we did it in the Continental!"

by American Drinking Hierarchy Spokesperson January 30, 2005

continental drift

In which a person's boxer shorts fall down off of their waist completely while their jeans remain perfectly in place.

I was walking down the street one day when I experienced some amazing continental drift. I felt free.

by Zorgithatoob June 19, 2012

sleeping condiments

Anything you sleep with or need to get to sleep. i.e.: Pillows, blankets, lingerie, teddy bears, blow up dolls, or blow up mattresses.

Don't forget to bring your sleeping condiments when you come for the fourth.

by MamaPea July 8, 2017

Condimental Divide

When you and your romantic partner, spouse, family member, or friend share opposing, strong opinions about a specific condiment, such as ketchup/catsup or mayonnaise.
-As coined by Mark Garrison on the podcast "The Sporkful".

Person 1: "You like Miracle Whip? Gross!"
Person 2: "No, mayo is gross; Miracle Whip is good."
Person 1: "We can't hang out anymore. I can't get over the Condimental Divide."

Person 1: "I dumped my girlfriend because she put ketchup on her hot dog. That's just WRONG!"
Person 2: "Another relationship destroyed by the Condimental Divide."

by JRadimus April 10, 2011

centimeter pener

means someone who has a really small penis

Josh: i hate to say this but i got a centimeter pener

by dlow12 May 4, 2007

Continental fuck you

This type of curse is typically used for someone who's not accustomed at cursing, especially for well-off people who need to be able to curse someone in a classy and formal way.

"Did that car just cut me off ... ... Continental fuck you!"

by Caviarwithcoconutmilk October 12, 2017

Cross-continental yawn

Used to denote the situation which occurs when two individuals situated on different continents are conversing via a web-cam. When one individual yawns, the other may also "catch" the yawn, thus completing a cross-continental yawn.

"I was talking to Leah last night on Skype and a cross-continental yawn interrupted our discussion for a little while."

by ShineOnYouCrazyDiamond August 12, 2009