by N8 May 3, 2004
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Condomentia: full form: condom dementia. (N) A specific state of late-stage cognitive and/or psychological decline that manifests in insane, inaccurate, and dangerous claims, most notably by the Pope, that condoms increase, instead of help prevent, the spread of STDs.
Example: "The Vatican reported today that the Pope's condomentia has worsened considerably in recent weeks, accounting for his outrageous claim that condoms increase the spread of AIDS. They apologize for the inconvenience."
by cayrez March 18, 2009
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A conversation that has many aspects of an argument, but lacks passion and drive, and essentially is still a conversation.
Not to be confused with cargument, the act of having an argument in a car.
A conversation that has many aspects of an argument, but lacks passion and drive, and essentially is still a conversation.
Not to be confused with cargument, the act of having an argument in a car.
Rodger: I was discussing that with Edgar earlier, we came to an agreement.
Emma: Oh I remember that congrument.
Rodger: Yes so, we decided circles are better.
Emma: Oh I remember that congrument.
Rodger: Yes so, we decided circles are better.
by iambothomnisciences August 20, 2010
Get the Congrument mug.The slow but steady movement of all available condiments whereby they all come to rest in front of one person at the table
Sis: Dad, why did the mustard, relish, horseradish, and barbecue sauce all end up in front of you?
Me: Haven't you ever heard of "condimental drift"?
Me: Haven't you ever heard of "condimental drift"?
by cyanocitta November 6, 2007
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jeff: FUCK DUDE
john: what is it?
jeff: i forgot to shake the mustard bottle now theres Condiment Pre-Cum all over my hot dog
john: aww mate thats the worst
john: what is it?
jeff: i forgot to shake the mustard bottle now theres Condiment Pre-Cum all over my hot dog
john: aww mate thats the worst
by PinntPinnt September 16, 2018
Get the Condiment Pre-Cum mug.This is someone who comes to the drive through window and asks for more of everything that is free, such as more plasticware, paper plates, ketchup, dipping sauces, salt, pepper, honey, butter, and anything else that is generally given out for free.
Crazed Asian Women: "I want more honey, plates, forks, spoons and napkins."
KFC Worker 1: "OK, but I don't know why you need all that, all you ordered was a small mash potatoes."
Crazed Asain Women: "Just give it to me"
KFC Worker 1 to KFC Worker 2: "Dude she was a condiment whore"
KFC Worker 1: "OK, but I don't know why you need all that, all you ordered was a small mash potatoes."
Crazed Asain Women: "Just give it to me"
KFC Worker 1 to KFC Worker 2: "Dude she was a condiment whore"
by sammgs July 24, 2007
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