cock wrangler

1. let's just say, "a cowboy's version of a handjob."

If Ryan Barnes wore a cowboy hat, leather chaps and sported a lasso nestled between his butt cheeks, he would be a cock wrangler.

by Robby J July 2, 2003

Cock wrangler

A girl who convinces a guy that she does indeed want his cock, and when the metaphorical erect organ becomes present submits it to cruel rejection. This is different then a cock tease in that teasing can almost be pleasurable this one really grabs and twists your dick.

She said "You should ask some random sophomore." She was the only sophomore in sight and only sophomore I would consider asking out so I assumed she was suggesting I ask her; to which she replied "oh, I'm sorry I don't want to date right now." She later suggests you get coffee together after rubbing her ass very hard against someone you hate. What a fucking cock wrangler.

by Asufferingman February 9, 2008

cockranger

A cockranger is a someone or something that shoots giant dildos with his magic bow of gayness,usually while playing the game known as dungeons and dragons.

rob:sweet!i just rolled a 29.what happens?
elf:you destroy the magic dragon with your magic bow you cockranging son of a bitch.
rob:um cool....I think.
elf:you silly cockranger.

by Earl(The Snake)White July 29, 2008

Cock Wrangler

1. homosexual
2. any male who wrestles with his penis (e.g. trying to urinate with an erection)

Rick: Don's a cock wrangler!

Mick: Are you sure?

Rick: Yeah, I was trying to piss with a boner this norning, & Don jumped in there to help me aim steady. . .

Mick: I did warn you not to take him as a flatmate.

Rick: You're right; I'm even thinking to make him start sleeping in his own bed

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 21, 2017

Cock Wrangler

Someone who knows how to handle and ride a cock

Omg, Kristina is such a Cock Wrangler, all the boys love her.

by realJustCuz November 15, 2018

cockmangler

One with insatiable appetite for wang-dangs.

How many cocks did you last night, cockmangler?

by London_Midge February 20, 2004

cockstranglers

The worst pair of pants you own which most times means the tightest pair you own.

Holy shit! I accidentally wore my cockstranglers for the date I had with my gf last night and I nearly passed out!

Damn it! All I have clean are my cockstranglers...

by DependOnDepends January 25, 2011