cocktranize

The act of lying about your partner’s penis size, by saying that it is “big”.

Don’t cocktranize me Sharon, I know mine is just average sized.

by asstrozombie December 1, 2021

cock trap

Slang term for mouth. Most often used when telling somebody
to shut the hell up while simultaneously alluding to their
homosexuality or, if they are female, their skills in
cock gobblery.

Shut your fucking cock trap you dirty homo!

by Gnomercy September 25, 2006

cocktarp

1. A condom, rubber. latex love slipper.

2. Also known to be a blanket, made of cocks. A

person that irks you, or is just a complete fool

and asshat idiot.

1. "if you are gonna fcuk, throw a cocktarp on it"

2. "when he gets drunk, he's a complete cocktarp, what an idiot"

by absolom9 June 19, 2010

Cocktraband

When a sexy strip searcher at the airport wants to see your penis.

Excuse me sir do you have any illegal cocktraband ?

Why yes, yes i do.

Bow chicka wow wow

by Djpaulydsauce April 13, 2011

cocktract

binding agreement whereby a female pledges to keep her vagina free of any other cock except "cocktractee" for a predetermined amount of time.

You know fucking George violates our cocktract, you owe me $1000, to get my std test, BITCH!

by timats October 22, 2012

Cocktrain

3 or more guys having anal sex and the guys in the middle have a cock in their ass while fucking a guys ass in front of them.

Dude! Did you see those guys running a cocktrain?

by NCMama January 26, 2015

Cocktape

Any tape or adhesive used to restrict a man's bulge

"Did you bring the cocktape?"Terrence.
"Oh man, I forgot, sorry," replied Benjamin.
"Well now the back row will see my bulge."

by Simpsonshead August 1, 2016